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A sim­ple sidescrolling crit­i­cal game that ques­tions the impor­tance of goals and authority in games. There is only one way to win the game: ‘don’t kill the cow’, but is winning the game worth let­ting your sis­ter starve? How much do the sim­ple phrases like ‘you win’ and ‘you lose’ mean to the player?

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Eight games! Eight freedom loving, freedom embracing, freedom fighting games! All from you local super freedom developer Seemingly Pointless!

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ADMynx May 4 2014, 5:53am said: Online

Please upload it again. i lovin it ^^

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Pretoria Apr 10 2014, 9:17am said:

You have to let your sis die by hungryness

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GingeezZ Apr 2 2014, 5:45pm said:

Ha! I really enjoyed this quick and simple game so check out my vid on Youtube! Much appreciated! Youtube.com

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Onyxxeria Mar 7 2014, 1:15pm said:

Even though it was a really quick game I really enjoyed it!
I felt bad for killing her but it was worth it. The cow was top priority. XD
Here's my gameplay video on it if you want to see it: Youtu.be

Hope you enjoy it. Would love to see another game like this. :D

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Rex204M Feb 17 2014, 2:01pm said:

I like the concept, It's not really fun though. however I kinda wish there was some sort of secret loop hole you know? Like say bake some bread? Because I feel the cow does not deserve to die either haha He's adorable hahaha

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ceeking Feb 17 2014, 1:04am buried:


i can see all of you guys have positive quotes for this game, but this game is a peice of **** in my opinion. and don't reply with some soft pussy excuse how him wrong. do you think anyone, besides you couple of people, would by the game when there are billions of other better games 1000 times better out there? this game has way outdated graphics and is plain stupid.

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PoGo142 Feb 17 2014, 2:48am replied:

I won't start with the oudated graphics part. It was too stupid to even think about.
Plain stupid doesn't even tell the reason you hate the game. But you know what? I feel like you were a very idiotic person that I wouldn't stand arguing with.

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krulin Feb 17 2014, 12:34am said:

I like the idea, execution needs a little work though.

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cvbbot Feb 15 2014, 4:24am said: Online

Damn the music is just perfect. Did you record it yourself?

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Just_delete_it Feb 16 2014, 1:02pm replied:

The song was written and recorded by my friend Alex Underwood: Alexunderwood.weebly.com but I sure wish I could play like that!

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