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I guess it's time for a new bio since I've had the other one for eons. Head dev of Insolence, I have some very limited experience with coding, yadda yadda yadda.

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  • A weird water treatment city type thing (Airex)
  • A weird water treatment city type thing (Airex)
  • A weird water treatment city type thing (Airex)
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Blog RSS Report abuse My fucked up experience in C&CG: ZH

3 comments by TheZealot on Apr 18th, 2013

So I decided to have a singleplayer skirmish match in Zero Hour, I set it up as a 5v3 game with me and 2 hard AIs against 5 medium AIs. I decided to go with the US Laser General because, face it, I am a sucker for freakin' laser beams. I built a couple of supply buildings as usual, followed by a couple of barracks and so on. But then, within 10 minutes the 2 AIs who were allied with me seemed to think it would be a good idea to cut my damn supply line off by capturing every oil drill that was within a 50 mile radius of my base. As if that was bad enough, they then proceeded to build supply buildings in front of the resources that are right in front of my fucking base  even though they still had plenty for themselves. Then I got attacked and lost pretty much every unit I had on the map but the builders and one laser turret. I only had enough resources to make around 10-20 infantry units, so that's exactly what I decided to do. Then, about 30 seconds later, the goddamn legion of hell shows up at my doorstep with all 5 of the medium AIs coming to completely end me even though the 2 hard AIs are way more built up than I am, and both of them have multiple nukes preparing to fuck their shit up. I didn't survive the attack, naturally and had to sit back and watch as the two hard AIs were inevitably defeated by everyone and their grandma. Yet one of them actually decided to fire his nuke at himself due to the big influx of enemy forces at his base. So he effectively blew himself halfway to hell and got eliminated. Then the other hard AI actually fired his nukes at the enemies' bases. It really didn't do any good though since he was defeated as well. It was one hell of a catastrophe.

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Theuaredead` Jul 28 2013, 10:14pm said:

How much presents do you get on Christmas Island?

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TheZealot Jul 28 2013, 10:17pm replied:

I create them

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Theuaredead` Aug 1 2013, 2:39pm replied:

hi santa!

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Theuaredead` Jul 15 2013, 10:06pm said:

Made any good dishes on Cook Islands?

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TheZealot Jul 9 2013, 6:01am said:

Oh, would you look at that. Wafflez decided to waste his time by -1ing every comment I've made on my profile. It means so much to me that he dedicated 10+ minutes of his time in a pitiful attempt to **** me off.

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Sgt.Heavy Jul 10 2013, 4:08pm buried:


What the hell are you talking about?

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trawy2000 Jun 23 2013, 4:51am said:

these are my questions:
-Nullen,when going out the hl2 2002 recreation pack?
-in missing information 1.4 or 1.5 had friendly fire?
-in hl2 2002 recreation pack barney,kleiner,gman will have their leak animations?
(sorry bad english)

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TheZealot Jun 23 2013, 10:21pm replied:

I'm not working on Missing Information, nor am I working on the 2002 pack. You'll have to ask Josh Zemlinsky about that.

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Zaxon. Jan 9 2013, 6:50pm said:

Sure thing

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biodude Nov 28 2012, 8:01pm replied:

I had my fair share of karma spammers back in the day, dead isn't the one doing it here though

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