I like to kick ass and chew bubble gum.
Well Earthlings, I will be hunting for a job once again. I got fed up with my current job, the amount you Earthlings look down on your service people is saddening really. If this were my planet and you got rude with your server in a restaraunt your food was usually poisoned. Nothing deadly, but an effective message not to be an asshole.
And your attendants for taking applications...they are strange and they never seem to follow any set protocol. At one place they just roll their eyes and say they'll give it to their boss. At another, they ask some basic questions and shove you out the door. At another they seem happy to see you, ask all about your availability and let you know that they'll get it in the office and then not shove you out the door, but allow you the freedom to shop? Is there no application taker course on Earth? Where I came from it was a standard in our cirriculum.
This one place I applied to, it was a fancy place, wanted a person to manage an online store, office right in town, right across the street from the post office, heck I wouldn't need to drive to mail I'd just need a dolley, I can actually do this!? So I type upe a really professional cover letter to go with my resume and e-mail it off. Get a response just to say that they got my application and the salutation was "have an awesome day!" a great salutation but after typing up this really professional letter it made me burst out laughing.
Anyways Earthlings I think it's time to go hibernate before my last few shifts. Wish me luck in finding a job.