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I play a variety of games, I don't really stick to a single game for long. I used to work on the Shattered lands mod for Men of War Assault squad, but I "left the team" a long time ago because I simply lost interest in the game, and didn't have the time to put towards a huge project being done by a small team. If I find mods that have content that is without a shadow of a doubt, stolen from another game or mod that did not give permission for it to be reused, I will report it. you don't have to like it, but I don't care.

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Blog RSS Report abuse The Seven Wonders of the Internet

0 comments by Kastrenzo on Dec 11th, 2012

There are some things in this world that are truly unique, and on the internets this is no exception, in fact it if weren't for the internets. the world as a whole would not know about these great things. And so I present to you, the Seven Wonders of the internet, 2012 edition. Most of these are links to youtube, simply because I've forgotten a lot of the non-youtube websites that I would have considered

Be warned that some of the content may be disturbing, gross, or otherwise NSFW

1: The Yellow Pee pee Monster
Tosh.0 showed me this, Some guy who lives in the Boston area, has been posting videos of himself going into publish washrooms and as the name suggests, Pissing all over the place. Nothing is safe, Not the toilets, nor the sinks, nor the mirrors, toilet paper, not even the baby changing stations
Yppm.removed.us

2: Angry Tractor Man
This isn't a video par-say, but an audio clip, I don't know by what means some toothless Slovakian farmer came to record the audio for this, but I first saw a parody of it on an ArmA II Fan video, The Angry Tractor man is some Czech or Slovakian *I'm not sure which. The latter I think,* Trying to fix a tractor, and he completley blows his top. I've never heard someone scream so loud in my life,  When I worked with the Shattered Lands mod, we actually wanted to put clips of this man's screaming as an ambient sound effect in our game.
Youtube.com

3: Holy fucking Ducks
This is pretty much Filler, but do I need to explain the title? if not, HOLY SHIT THAT'S A LOT OF DUCKS.
Youtube.com

4: Birgirpall
Some weird Icelandic guy who makes a lot of videos for games, Talks to himself and makes strange noises, and sounds an awfully lot like Mr. Bean, sometimes has another Weird Icelandic friend playing games with him, who shreiks and talks to himself just as much
Youtube.com 

3: John Madden
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Football goes here on moon
Youtube.com

2: Donald Trump Twitter Rage
Mad that the party you supported because they were going to give rich people like yourself more tax cuts lost? Freak the fuck out on twitter and call for a revolution while the world laughs at you making an ass of yourself, and your retarded haircut
Nationalpostnews.files.wordpress.com

1: A Russian with a Video Camera
Give a Russian a video camera, and you will discover things still unknown to the world of man. Just be sure not to go near their roads.
Youtube.com
Youtube.com
*Seriously I could post a thousand of these*
 

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Reborn:X
Reborn:X Feb 20 2012, 1:46pm said:

ModDB profile turned into Twitter knock-off...

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Kastrenzo
Kastrenzo Feb 20 2012, 1:51pm replied:

I used to post random lulzy **** but no one's paying attention to it anymore

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Kastrenzo
Kastrenzo Feb 14 2012, 8:23pm said:

ME3 Demo, never seen so many noobs.

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Kastrenzo
Kastrenzo Feb 12 2012, 11:02pm said:

testing my new tablet. Yay im a geek now, but who gives a **** got a $400+ machine for free

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Kastrenzo
Kastrenzo Feb 6 2012, 1:38am said:

The **** Blizzard....

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Kastrenzo
Kastrenzo Jan 30 2012, 4:48pm said:

hey guys i **** myself

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Kastrenzo
Kastrenzo Jan 30 2012, 1:22pm said:

BF3 - Teamkilling with a Skid loader does not get you the trophy you were looking for

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Solistx
Solistx Jan 31 2012, 8:39pm replied:

Hello Vora Bat, what number alias is this?

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SovietUnion2.0
SovietUnion2.0 Feb 1 2012, 5:02am replied: Online

Vora Bat? no, never heard of.

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Kastrenzo
Kastrenzo Jan 30 2012, 1:19pm replied:

sad face

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