You Still Won’t Make It… but you are welcome to try! An extremely challenging platformer game by the makers of Karoshi and They Need To Be Fed! Designed to be soul-crushingly challenging and frustrating, You Still Won’t Make It is a game that’s sure to reduce your lifespan by at least a few years…
Featuring 72 impossible levels, fine tuned graphics and audio (headphones recommended), plus a double jump mechanic designed to make levels harder, jump, run, float, and die (plenty of times), as you attempt to escape from a mysterious house of death. You probably won’t make it… and we can’t accept any responsibility for bodily harm, or physical damage to your computer. So play it if you dare!
Now, for the price of a coffee at your favourite overpriced coffeeshop, you can enjoy many hours of blood-boiling frustration with You Still Won’t Make It!
You Still Won't Make It, the acclaimed platformer for PC, Mac, Linux, and available for Desura, has now been listed on Steam Greenlight!Nov 11, 2013 News
YSWMI Update 1 is out new, with new platforms, levels, and features! Get it on Desura today!Oct 21, 2013 News
We've nearly finished YSWMI Update 1, the first update to You Still Won't Make It, with new features, levels, and more!Sep 18, 2013 News
You Still Won't Make It was featured in the latest episode of Weekly Indie Releases on Pixabyte!Aug 20, 2013 News
The acclaimed superhard platformer by Vetra Games, from the creators of Karoshi and They Need To Be Fed, is out now on Desura for only USD $4.99!Aug 18, 2013 News