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You Still Won’t Make It… but you are welcome to try! An extremely challenging platformer game by the makers of Karoshi and They Need To Be Fed! Designed to be soul-crushingly challenging and frustrating, You Still Won’t Make It is a game that’s sure to reduce your lifespan by at least a few years…

Featuring 72 impossible levels, fine tuned graphics and audio (headphones recommended), plus a double jump mechanic designed to make levels harder, jump, run, float, and die (plenty of times), as you attempt to escape from a mysterious house of death. You probably won’t make it… and we can’t accept any responsibility for bodily harm, or physical damage to your computer. So play it if you dare!

Now, for the price of a coffee at your favourite overpriced coffeeshop, you can enjoy many hours of blood-boiling frustration with You Still Won’t Make It!

You Still Won't Make It now on Greenlight!

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You Still Won't Make It now on Greenlight!

You Still Won't Make It, the acclaimed platformer for PC, Mac, Linux, and available for Desura, has now been listed on Steam Greenlight!

Nov 11, 2013 News
YSWMI Update 1: Out Now!

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YSWMI Update 1: Out Now!

YSWMI Update 1 is out new, with new platforms, levels, and features! Get it on Desura today!

Oct 21, 2013 News
YSWMI Update 1 nearly finished!

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YSWMI Update 1 nearly finished!

We've nearly finished YSWMI Update 1, the first update to You Still Won't Make It, with new features, levels, and more!

Sep 18, 2013 News
You Still Won't Make It featured in Weekly Indie Releases

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You Still Won't Make It featured in Weekly Indie Releases

You Still Won't Make It was featured in the latest episode of Weekly Indie Releases on Pixabyte!

Aug 20, 2013 News
You Still Won't Make It out now on Desura!

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You Still Won't Make It out now on Desura!

The acclaimed superhard platformer by Vetra Games, from the creators of Karoshi and They Need To Be Fed, is out now on Desura for only USD $4.99!

Aug 18, 2013 News
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outofmyarse
outofmyarse May 11 2014, 7:09am said:

Will there be an update 2 for this game?

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ugriffin
ugriffin Jul 26 2014, 3:00am replied:

Hey, there will, we've just been swamped with other stuff. :)

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tehzok
tehzok Mar 28 2014, 7:36am said:

THIS IS KInda hard, actually! Keep up the good work from Greece! Youtube.com

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Balto_assassin
Balto_assassin Feb 22 2014, 9:53am said:

I can translate this awesome game on Russian. Im volunteer.

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ugriffin
ugriffin Feb 24 2014, 10:02am replied:

Awesome, send me a message and we can sort something out! :)

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Ganymede
Ganymede Feb 21 2014, 9:40pm said:

Just so I can set my mind at ease, Classic Level 18 IS meant to be utterly impossible under the normal constraints of gameplay, right?

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ugriffin
ugriffin Feb 24 2014, 10:02am replied:

Yes. :)

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melcator
melcator Dec 2 2013, 6:33pm said:

I just purchased this game on Indie Game Stand, and when I try and activate my key on Desura it tells me my key is expired.

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ugriffin
ugriffin Dec 2 2013, 9:26pm replied:

Hello melcator, thanks for buying YSWMI! We just talked to the Desura admins, and I believe the keys have now been fixed. So try yours again and if it doesn't work let us know! :)

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melcator
melcator Dec 2 2013, 10:27pm replied:

Key worked now, thanks.

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Latest tweets from @vetragames
For those wondering if we are still alive, we are: new YSWMI update next month and a new game in the works! More details soon. :) Oct 31 2014, 10:04am
RT @TomGrochowiak: Cinders still in Greenlight's top-5 (#4 now). Time for one final push! T.co T.co Feb 13 2014, 8:31pm
For everyone who is having issues with the gamepad on Linux, we'll write a tutorial later in the day detailing on how to get it to work. :) Feb 10 2014, 7:40pm
@ubuntuaddicted @Glog78 It is the joystick api we check on /dev/input/jsX T.co thanks to @RussellKay! :) Feb 10 2014, 6:39pm
@ubuntuaddicted Hey, not sure but I'll ask around and get back to you. :) Feb 10 2014, 12:00am
Hey guys, please help us get YSWMI on Steam by voting for us on Greenlight! Your help is greatly appreciated. :) T.co Nov 11 2013, 2:04pm
Thinking of buying YSWMI? Buy today and save at the 7 Days of Horror @Desura Halloween Sale! Oct 29 2013, 12:16pm
We're happy to announce that You Still Won't Make It, Update 1 is now available for Windows, Mac, and Linux. Get it from our website! :D Oct 21 2013, 6:30pm
We're happy to announce that You Still Won't Make It is now available on the Mac App Store! Get it while it's warm! T.co Sep 20 2013, 4:47pm
RT @ugriffin: Hey guys, check out YSWMI running on Ubuntu! YSWMI for Linux is go! T.co Sep 13 2013, 8:44am
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