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Project Zomboid is an open-ended zombie-infested sandbox. It asks one simple question – how will you die? Whether surviving in Knox County free-roam or controlling Indie Stone mascot Baldspot in his quest to save his injured wife Kate – death is always a certainty. Quite how long you manage to put it off is another matter…
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Wait, you're telling me that some people DON'T take hammers to bed?
Am I the only one who finds all these comments completely unfunny?
yes.
yes you are :p
(buried)
Nah I'm with you. (This is on level with that crossbow to the shin joke.)
A piece of advice for you gentlemen who absolutely adore memes - applying a strict formula to humor and and then reiterating that phrase ad nauseam with a slight change deteriorates its comedic value after the 100th time.
Example -
John: "Hey Bill! I herd you liek Variable X!"
Bill: "Ahaha! ...Hey.. psst.. Tim.. I heard John has a girlfriend."
Tim: "Whoa... Hey John! I herd you liek Variable Y! Haha! See what I did there??"
You guys are witty, that's all I'm saying. Applying math to comedy is such a good idea.
you need to calm down
1:that sounds stupid
2:Calm Down
3:that sounds like a Math Geek Joke...
pfff... I take a sledgehammer and a drill to my bed...
pff. hammers are overrated. axes are the way to go.
What about umbrellas?Umbrellas are good too!
not that did any good in raccooncity *trollface*
I sleep with my chainsaw at night.
Oh yeah? I sleep with my chainsaw turned ON.
Done it like a hardcore....
HELL YAH! thats hardcore
Good job. Thats what I do leave it on till it runs out of fuel. You wake up with 2000 zombies beating down the door. Without a fueled chainsaw :c
Oh yeah? Well I wear my Sunglasses at night.
Your vision is augmented?
It makes you more cool by 200%
(o^_^)b
Great during summer.
on a unrelated note nice pic >:)
I got your back on that one man, it is pretty spiffy :P *trollface*
"Press Kit" not really.
mate its all about the lawnmower
Mauls!
Pillows ! (Your wife love them =D)
Yes indeed! XD
[pillow gun 300 tread count 300 dead count awwwwwwwwyeaaaaaaahhhhh !!]
**** YAH!
i always keep an automatic shotgun under my pillow
I just keep dusk. LOL
i always take my ***** named update with me in bed.
I take my dignity :3
Baldspot looks like an alien...
Laaame I have my golden ak-47 that shoots a little remote that sends B2 bombers to destroy all zombies in a 100MILE radious
Well Kate whould you rather me take a horde with me in bed?
pfffff hahaha
I have a ***** that I bring to bed with me all the time not a Hammer
PS hurry up and update to the alpha 02 build on desura f**k me by the time desura updates it none of us will have any time to play it as there will be a real zombie apocalypse
From memory, this dialogue is right after you are forced to go to sleep during the tutorial?
Because kate whinges it's too dark to go get supplies so she makes you sleep.
so..... why in the hell does baldspot have the "wet" moodlet??
0_o
omg when i had the demo(at the time i was not doing nothing) i know record youtube vids soo i get a bit of money just a bit but i had the demo i did this starting mission and i cooked a bit of soup and i was aware too turn cooker off so i cooked it then next min i take soup out and kate goes you rememberd to turn oven off dint u? an i was like yep i never made the same mistake this time :) an i was all proud so i went down stairs cos i thought hmmm mite go looting soo i go down and the house is on fire!
i do that sametimes too ;-P